I Do Not Know Angsty Teenage Girls (Thank Goodness).

Today at work our Kegerator was assembled.  Here is a picture of it:


We are moving to a new office and it is gigantic.  I am excited, even though I do not like change.  I am excited because our current office is small and loud.  There are going to be built in fences so there will be no limit on how many dogs can come in (right now 6 can come in per day), because each department can contain their dogs.  This means I will have to do a lot of walking around in order to visit each dog every day.  We are also going to have a ping pong table.  And a super huge area where they are going to do the yoga and pilates classes.  You should be very jealous of my job.

Avril Lavigne is coming to the Rocksino and I really would like to see her, but I do not know any angsty teenage girls to take so I do not look like a creeper at an angsty young girl concert.  Also, I kind of do not want to be surrounded by angsty teenage girls.

Are you wondering what the Rocksino is?  It is a Casino of Rock.  There is a Hard Rock Cafe in it, and guitars and clothes that were worn by various famous people.  They have a concert venue there as well.  I won 40$ on slot machines.

I like to put things in a crock pot and cook them until they are all the same mushy consistency and then eat them.  No matter what I pile in, I always add a shit ton of carrots. I like carrots.

Speaking of a shit ton, I took this “How Sweary Are You” quiz and I got 12 out of like, 55.  I do not swear a lot at all.  If I swear at or around or near you, that is how you know I am very serious about something.

I thought maybe I would start taking a walk after work but so far, it is dark by the time I get home around 8:45pm, and I am scared of the dark, so that is not going to happen.  I am assuming it will be lighter in a few weeks, so maybe when I get home it will still be light.

I am glad Capri Sun is now made with a clear bottom because ever since they did that thing where they cut one open and it was all moldy and gross on the inside, I have not been able to drink one.  And I use those when my blood sugar is low, so that is really inconvenient that I cannot drink them.  But now that they are clear, I can drink them again.

My mom got my dad a neck pillow and this is what he did with it:


I have recently been panicking about my parents dying more than usual.  This is something that has caused me extreme anxiety since I was 2, but recently it has become worse.  So I asked my parents who is supposed to be my keeper when they die, and my mom said I should find some random old lady to live with because there are a lot of them out there.  My dad said I should sell the house and buy a condo so I do not have to mow the lawn.  Neither of those suggestions were helpful.  I do not need an active keeper, but I have never lived by myself and not had someone indirectly supervising me.  I also asked my parents if they resented the fact that most people’s kids leave at some point and do not come back, and they said no, it is ok that I came back and have not left.  Hopefully they will not die soon.  Or at all.

I bought broccoli a few days ago with the intention of eating it when I got home but it stunk up my car so bad that when I got home, I threw it right out into the garbage.  Broccoli never smells good, but this smelled like someone had pooped in my car.  Broccoli should never smell like poop.  It looked normal.

Here is a picture of one of the many chipmunks who live in my backyard:


Here is a picture of Autumn bonking her nose in to Dixie:


Here is a picture of Hazel looking funny:


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