Sing To Me.

I posted this on Facebook and I am putting it on here, too.  A couple years ago I demanded that people call me and sing their favorite Disney song into my voicemail.  I promised I would not pick up the phone, which is not difficult, because I do not answer my phone anyway.  So call 216-990-6962 and sing to me.  I still promise to not pick up the phone.  If you ever feel the need to just call to talk to me, I am still not going to answer, so you will still have to leave a voicemail, and then I will text you back.  Even if I know you and you are calling me, chances are, I will not pick up the phone.

My next mission – make my cat go viral.  This link will open in another page, but seriously, click it.  IT IS FUNNY.  

I get very happy with small things in life.  And I am weirdly obsessed with connecting the internet to me personally.  I constantly want to interact with people in an anonymous, or somewhat anonymous way.  A way where I do not actually have to talk to anyone.  Such as making you sing on my voicemail.

I made cookies tonight and I was all ready to do cute cut out cookies and decorate them, but what really happened was I made all circle cookies and slapped some frosting on them and maybe some sprinkles on a few.  I am the laziest cookie maker.  Also, I used pre made dough.

I am seriously wanting people to call and sing Disney songs to me on my voicemail.  You should do it.  You should also get your friends to do it.  Just say who you are, or if I do not know you, say “You do not know me but I love singing Disney songs, so this is just for you”.   Or, you know, whatever.  216-990-6962.

I had to take Klonopin because I could not stop thinking about all the animals I can not save (again), so I am all squishy and calm.