The People Who Are Or May Become Vice President – The Sequel.

I posted this as my Facebook status and the reactions totally fed my ego, so I’m posting it here as well.

Here is my summary of the VP debate:
Lady: How are you going to do this?
Paul Ryan: Obama is a poopy head and we’ll be better.
Joe Biden: Step 1, Step 2, insert facts and figures, step 3.
Lady: What steps will you take to get there, Paul Ryan?
Paul Ryan: I have a friend who was poor and he believes in us and what we are going to do.
Lady: But what are you going to do?
Paul Ryan: Be betterĀ than the Doo Doo Head in office. *insert snarky insult about the president or vice president here, followed by a smarmy grin*
Joe Biden: Step 1, Step 2, fact, fact, figures, math, fact.
Paul Ryan: Drinks water.
Lady: Is it fair that Romney paid so few taxes?
Joe Biden: Fact fact figure, no.
Paul Ryan: There was a family who died and Romney gave them Christmas.
Paul Ryan: Drinks water.
Lady: Can you tell us anything about what you are going to do?
Paul Ryan: It’s national security.
Joe Biden: Step 1, step 2, malarchy.
Paul Ryan: Drinks Water.
Lady: How are you going to do the other thing?
Paul Ryan: I went to high school with a guy and he says we can. *inserts another smarmy insult referring to the Presidents debate skills* Drinks Water.
Joe Biden: Fact fact, my friend, fact fact.

The End.